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Readers can read all books for free, without any and give the authors feedback. Books that perform well based on their reader engagement are published by Inkitt in different formats and channels. Eunice Dyson is in a panic. She lost her panties on the fell-top when a sudden gust of wind took them up into the air as she and her friends were bathing in that fell-top pool. Her name was sewn into them, and they were decorated over a crucial place with an embroidered heart, and a symbolic arrow, pointing to… where it was pointing, like a post.

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Pardon me for a moment while we step away from our normal topics of low carb foods and adorable cat pictures. I have a story to tell — an embarrassing, hilarious story that hearkens back to my days in college.

The case of the missing bra and panties

I try to not buy new things frequently, because I know I will simply shrink out of them. I like nice underwear.

They used to fit beautifully. But as I shrank, my panties did not, and one day as I was walking through a store I quickly came to the realization that my underwear had slipped off of my ass and was only being held up by my pants. This is around the same time that I mooned the whole pool at the gym.

Shortly after those incidents, I began buying cheap Wal-Mart panties, and I have not looked back.

The case of the missing bra and panties

I will invest in lovely new underwear again when I have stopped losing weight. Anyway, I was lamenting my old panties on Facebook earlier today.

First world weight loss problems! Why would I care what they are being used for?

Maybe some pervert would pay me a lot of money for them! Then I could put that money towards new quality underwear!

And that made me remember a time that I was actually quite embarrassed about my panties. Oh, how far I have come!

Maturity is a fine thing. I usually only have pairs of jeans at any given time. When I get home, I shuck off my work clothes and put on my pajamas. One day I was running particularly late to class.

I dashed across the quad and made it just in time. The horrible twist to the story is what happened when I was walking back home. I became aware of an object lying in the middle of the sidewalk. I snickered to myself. My brain practically shut down.

Tales told out of school: 7. eunice dyson's lost panties

I could feel my face flushing bright red. People were sidestepping the panties and snickering as I had ly been doing. I had flown into a state of panic, but I made myself walk home. I could feel myself shaking at the shame of it all.

Instead, I must have gotten dressed frantically that morning, too tired to realize that when I stuck my legs in my jeans, Lost panties was actually pushing soiled goods down into the calf of my comfortable flares. In my mad dash to class, they fell out next to my foot, and I never even noticed.

I stewed over those panties all day. It was a day dream that did not sit well with me. So, I did what any reasonable college co-ed would do. I sat in my darkened car for a few minutes to make sure absolutely no one was out and about. And now days, even if I leave my jeans lazily upon the floor, I always scoop out my dirty underwear and deposit them straight into the hamper.

OMG, I can feel lost panties heat you must have felt in your cheeks when the realization hit you that the panties did belong to you.

The case of the missing bra and panties

Hey, can this be shared on FaceBook? Luckily mine have fallen out in the house and not on the quad! Oh Britt how I love you! I probably would have got them before your return. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam.

Learn how your comment data is processed. Flying panties screen shot from the anime That Which Fell from the Heavens. Because I am not staging a photoshoot of this incident for your pleasure, you freak. Usually I remember to shake my jeans out and dislodge my dirty panties and socks.

Some dumb slut must have lost her underwear doing the walk of shame last night! Then my inner voice changed. Hey, I think I have a pair of panties that color! Then I was right on top of them.

Tales told out of school: 7. eunice dyson's lost panties

I steeled myself and strode on past. They were still there! I scooped them up and ran back to the car. They went into the trash can as soon as I got home.

The case of the missing panties

February 22, 9. Show More. Related Articles. Blog Interest Survey October 6, This is a secret I have kept for at least ten years now. If you are laughing at me, everyone else might as well, too :P Link away! I see nothing unusual about this story, after all, you are my niece! I had to get the surplus of embarrassing stories along with the intelligence and good looks!!

Love you too, Kat! Glad you enjoyed the story :P They were right in front of Lovett!! I love comments, and read every last one. Talk to me!

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